Tirada Ni SlickMaster: The "Legal" Scenes

4/25/2014 5:35:40 PM

Kagabi ay nagtrend ang mga eksena mula sa palabas na ito.

WOW. Astig. May sampalan na naman! May iyakan! Batuhan ng matitinding kata at linya na naman! At higit sa lahat – nagkabukingan na. Nailantad ang dapat mailantad.

Ayos pa nga ang hashtag nila eh Parang yung pelikulang pinagbidahan lang nila Paul Walker, Vin Diesel at The Rock.

Eh kaso… ano na?

Siyempre, mas susubaybayan na yan ng mga tao dahil sa mag kapana-panabik ang mga eksenang nagaganap. Mas maglalagablag ang mga tagpo. Lalo na kung palapit na ito sa duluhang bahagi ng kwento.

Ano naman ngayon kung may ganitong eksena?

Dahil dyan, bumenta na naman ang ratings. Naging laman na naman ito ng sirkulasyon ng news feed ng Facebook, Twitter at ano pa mang social networking site ang hawak mo.

Kaya hindi na rin ako nagtaka kung bakit maraming tao ang tila naghihimutok sa parehong awa, inis, galit at pagkalungkot.

Ano nga ba ang kayang iimplika nito sa ating kamalayan?

Na una, laging nag-eexist ang polygamy. Natural, dahil hindi naman lahat ng relasyon ay iisa lang ang dikta. Dahil rin sa magkakaiba rin naman tayong mga tao. At dahil yan, marami rin ang mga nagloloko sa mga partner nila.

At sinasalamin lang ng mga ganitong palabas ang magiging datingan nito sa bawat isa. Hindi sa sinasabi ko na mangyayari talaga yan (dahil lahat rin naman tayo ay may choice na mang-gago sa mga partner natin o hindi; at maari tayo ang gaguhin o hindi natin ito hahayaan), ang pinupunto ko dito ay isinasaad na ng palabas na ito ang dapat mong gawin bilang tao at bilang romantic partner – ke single ka man o married – sa hindi dapat gawin.

Kumbaga, nasa sa telebisyon mo na ang lahat ng posibilidad, at nasa sa iyo ang desisyon.

Pero, ito ang problema.

Nasi-stereotype na naman ang mga lalake bilang manloloko. Kaya minsan, tama rin yung isang naispatan ko sa Facebook at nagkumento ng “bakit panay lalake lang ang nagiging manloloko sa mga teleserye?”

Oo nga naman kasi, bakit kami lang? Parang ang perpekto naman ng dating ng mga babae ha? Ang sa lagay ba eh mga lalake lang ba ang may K na maging ‘jerk?’

Kung ganun, tanginang lipunan yan. Masyadong sexist o feminist ang datingan.

Saka isa pa. Ang ayos din tayong mga Pinoy, ano? Ayaw na ayaw nating nakakakita ng drama sa mga taong malapit sa atin pero pinagpipistahan naman natin ang drama ng mga tao sa telebisyon.

So, ano kaya yun? Pag may nagdadrama sa paligid mo, sasabihan mo ng “Putangina! Ititigil mo nga lyang kalokohan mo. Walang makikinig sa mga hinaig mo kahit maglupasay ka ng dugo! Gagang ‘to?!”

Tapos kapag nakakita ka ng isang eksena ng taksilan, ganito ang reaksyon mo:

“Galing talaga umiyak ni Jericho, ano?” o dili naman kaya’y “Shet! Magaling rin palang umarte sa drama si Angel Locsin ah!” o di naman ay “Ayan na! Tangina! Nagkabukingan na silang tatlo! Patay na!”

Ayos ah. ‘Di ba napapansin ng mga bugok na ‘to na kaya nga sila natuto magdrama ay dahil sa natutunan nila ito sa kapapanood ng teleserye? Mga hipkrito ampucha.

Sakai to pa ang mas malalang problema: masyado na tayong overpopulated sa teleserye, aprtikular sa mga ganitong tema, na tila wala na lang yatang inatupag kundi ang ipakita ang landian at samu’t saring karahasan (at kahit makipagtalo ka pa na “pucha! Mas bayolente pa nga ang sports tulad ng UFC at wrestling eh,” sasabihin ko lang naman dyan ay “at least ito kahit walang bayolente, walang namamatay, kung ikukumpara mo sa teleserye mo no na patayan ang bawat episode!” with matching “BITCH PLEASE!”).

Kung makikinig nga lang sana ang mga executive sa isang Jayson Benedicto na nagpanukalang “Less drama. More informative programs,” sa kanyang unang libro, baka mas masaya pa ang buhay at mas matiwasay ang ikot ng mundo.

Masyado na tayong nag-uumapaw sa teleserye. Kumbaga sa tubig, umaapaw na. At hindi ito information overload. Kundi, kardramahan overload.

Kaya tayo nagkakandaleche-leche eh.

Author: slickmaster | © 2014 september twenty-eight productions

Just My Opinion: Mocks, Bashes, and Reactions - featuring Justin Bieber, Manny Pacquiao, and the Raging Netizens

12:03 p.m., 12/11/2012

I'm not surprised if some of the kids nowadays would disrespect people whom were known as "legends" at present time.

Take the case of Justin Bieber's bunch of memes for an example.

As shown on his Instagram account, 2 photos were exhibited. First, displaying the late King Of Pop Michael Jackson and then-knocked out Manny Pacquiao both leaning. And second, The Lion King's Simba was attached in that screenshot where the pound-for-pound was knocked down in his recent clash with his Mexican nemesis Juan Manuel Marquez and with the caption "Dad wake up."

And the photo draw the ire of reactions, especially for the Filipinos whom were badly hurt after seeing Pacman lost the fight that way.

And in fact, #RespectThePhilippinesBieber was one of the trending topics at the social networking site Twitter last night.

Now, my take.
It's easy to say to condemn what Bieber had done. And true enough, even yours truly did not found this funny at all.

Somebody might say "Okay, give the kid the benefit of the doubt that maybe he was just trying to lighten up the situation that the world (since not all of Pacquiao's fans are Filipinos alone)." But, he'd done that on a wrong timing basis. Indeed, not a very good timing.

Or somebody might react that "Filipinos are so insensitive! They should accept defeat, and with defeat comes an array of jokes." Well, this actually is nothing new on our culture. Some people used to react properly and some may not. And that's the hardest and saddest part.

I guess, those were another bunch of reasons why Justin Bieber was always bashed, aside from those controversies he had went through on his career. Not for the music he is making for the youngsters and the crap-contented "pop culture," but for the matters off the music charts.

Now after reading the thread of those controversial posts on his Instagram, I ended up with these statements.

Is he racist? No, I think he just hates Pacquiao. And he is just expressing his opinion in boxing, like any one of us who digs and still digging on Pacquiao-Marquez IV even if it's already 2 days after that shocking upset.

But too bad.

Photo credit(s): http://www.interaksyon.com/entertainment/justin-bieber-mocks-manny-pacquiao-on-instagram-draws-ire-of-boxers-fans/

This article was published at the community blog site Definitely Filipino dated Dec. 11, 2012 (URL: http://definitelyfilipino.com/blog/2012/12/11/just-my-opinion-the-mocks-bashes-and-reactions-featuring-justin-bieber-manny-pacquiao-and-the-netizens/)

author: slickmaster | (c) 2012 september twenty-eight productions

My PICK #8 - AMALAYER STYLE.

Here’s something that I spotted over the week, and… yes, at the height of that scandalous moment where a young lady was caught in the act by an allegedly a citizen journalist humiliating a lady guard.

More than a video that gave her 60 seconds of fame (or shame). Here’s a mash-up parody track made by a certain DJBrianCua of the music streaming website SoundCloud.

The audio parts were derived from the original video regarding that AMALAYER incident, and from the very best hit of 2012 – Psy’s Gangnam Style.

I first saw this track from one of the tweets of a TV director/critic named Jose Javier Reyes last week.

All I can say is… what the hell. DOPE, and perfect timing then. It was at the height of that trending worldwide moment of AMALAYER.

So far, it has more than 41,000 times on its playing counter, 46 people have spoken regarding the said track, and 41 times favored.

Maybe that can help you move away from the novelty stuff, and at least… can take a joke.

By the way, you can download the track via http://soundcloud.com/djbriancua/amalayer-style

08:00 p.m. 11/19/2012

Author: slick master | © 2012 september twenty-eight productions

Playback: Wanted: The Road Rager

08/15/2012 | 10:47 AM

Another bad case of road rage was up in the air after the news and public service TV program T3 of TV5 aired on its first segment the video of what their crew witnessed at the intersection of Tandang Sora and Capitol Hill streets in Quezon City.

A certain Robert Blair Carabuena flared up and hit a traffic enforcer of the Metro Manila Development Authority by the name of Saturnino Fabros. All in that and more in this video, which is my pick for this week of August 12-18.

This was the very initial report of the said road rage case, which spared another wildfire of reactions all over the mainstream media and on the social media as well. Carabuena has been the main target of the raging comments on its article on INTERAKSYON.com (link: http://www.interaksyon.com/article/40433/caught-on-video--motorist-mauls-mmda-enforcer)

You'd be the judge, folks. I'll had already my take in The SlickMaster's Files. See the next post!

author: slick master |  (c) 2012 september twenty-eight productions