Showing posts with label book. Show all posts
Showing posts with label book. Show all posts

Thursday, 17 July 2014

Gangster Daw?!

7/15/2014 11:14:35 PM

Anong meron sa poster na ito?

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Gangster daw.

Whoa. Talaga ha? Gangster ampucha. Bakit ganun namana ng itsura, parang albularyo daw?

Ang daming argumento ukol rito, maliban pa siyempre sa mga papuri mula sa mga tagahanga, sa pelikulang She’s Dating A Gangster ng Star Cinema. Oo, marmaing umaangal, mula na ‘yan sa mga kaliwa’t kanang lupon ng tao mula sa mga lehitimong gangster mula sa mga wannaebeng mga jejemon at ultimong mga KathNiel fans mismo at dun na rin sa mga tagahanga ng nagsulat ng kwentong yan (na by the way, ay isang produkto ng WattPad bago napunta sa Summit Media at Star Cinema).

Oo nga naman. Pucha, bakit ganyan kasi ang itsura?

May isang argumento na ganyan raw ang pagkakadescribe ng nobelista sa karakter na ginampanan ni Daniel Padilla.

Ganun? Oo, ganun nga.

So, kung kidding aside, mukha siyang galing sa panahon ng retro. Ganun? Pero, ganun nga ba ang gangster sa panahon na yun? Parang ang labo lang ah. Mahaba ang buhok, tapos yung headband niya ay parang isang gerilya o isang lehitimong albularyo nga. Parang hindi raw bumagay sa kanya.

Kaso kung ganun man ang pinaglalaban mo, may magagawa ka pa ba?

Kung dikta man ng awtor yan, magagawa ka pa rin ba? Kung sa totoo lang ay hindi naman talaga gangster ang papel niya dyan (at tinawag lang siya na “gangster” kung tutuusin), may magagawa ka pa rin ba?
Ala naman sabihin mong bobo o mangmang ang manunulat o ni ang researcher o wardrobe at production designer ng pelikulang yan, ano?

Pero kung taliwas man ito sa mga prinensentang anggulo, aba’y parang hindi rin naman tama yan. Kasi kung gangster lang naman ang usapan, tumingin ka na lang sa paligid ng Maynila o Nangka, o sa Commonwealth, o sa Sanggadaan, o kung saan pa yan. Makikita mo na karamihan sa mga gangster ay kahalintulad ang itsura sa Grand Theft Auto San Andreas o yung mga ghetto sa West Coast.

Hindi ako fan, at ni hindi rin hater. Pero kung gusto talaga pagmukhain ng pelikula na gangster si DP, eh di gawin nila na kahit papaano ay lehitimong G naman (kahit na OG, mga dre). Dahil sa totoo lang, mukha na yang mediocre eh. Joke time ba. Baka nga kung may nagsusuot ng ganung fashion style sa totoong buhay ay hindi niya ipagyayabang na gangster siya eh.

Kaya sa totoo lang tuloy, nakakkarimarim na lang pansinin na ginagawang katawa-tawa ang mainstream eh. Oo, sabihin na natin na “teka, mali ka, Slickmaster.Namimisinterpret mo lang yata ang pinoportray niya.” Pero ito rin ang problema, at hindi ito para sa sanity ko, kundi para na rin sa mga manunood n’yo (tutal hindi ko naman kaedaran ang SDTG): alam n’yo naman na ang patron niyo ay hindi nakakaunawa ng malalalim na bagay, at siguro yan ang gusto niyong ipalabas (at siguro, este, panigurado, ay marketing strategy na rin yan para manood ang karamihan sa atin ng peklikulang yan). Pero bottom line is, ang labo pa rin eh. Yan, gangster? Come on, give me a break!

Author: slickmaster | © 2014 september twenty-eight productions

Thursday, 13 March 2014

Flick Review: Bob Ong's ABNKKBSNPLAko?! the Movie

03/‎14/‎2014 12:32:47 AM


I can only express my insights on the movie adaptation of that Bob Ong book in two words: as both 'entertaining' and 'disappointment.'

Yes, it is entertaining because of some antics and factors which appear to be natural in our daily lives.
And, (oh no) disappointing because on a slighter-than-above-superficial level, the movie focused on the romance more than the school-ish aspect itself

Why did I say so? If you looked on the entire book first, you'll realize my primary reason: it became one of the numerous book-to-movie-adaptation failures in recent history.

Well, obviously that's a marketing tactic if you ask me why should you put the ladies like Andi Eigenmann and Meg Imperial for the cast which already comprised by Jericho Rosales and Vandolph Quizon.

And count the love-team factor involving Roberto and his unnamed 'Special Someone' right there (and seriously, it's quite tricky that Andi's character was still unnamed, at the end of the flick eh?).

I first saw its trailer on one of the VIVA-produced channels. And apparently, their Top 10 trailer seemed enough to persuade me. The problem though, is the several factors on the project itself.

As much as I like the numerous flashback devices used in the film, I thought the execution could have been a better one. But don't you just love the idea of recalling these nostalgic materials either? I loved that part, 'coz it simply reminds me of my old days as a student. Those FLAMES, SOS, spirit of the pen... nah, which mattered actually.

However, I still doubt that a 'love team' factor should really be a compulsory to this one. Bob Ong has been selling most of his books without making any such implications on it. In fact, he only relied on three things: his personal experience, society events (I can't tell the current word since everything bound in the books was already 'past'), and comical antics. In addition, the latter two were even enough to earn him six-digit-numbered published copies.

Because it was during our 'high school stage' where we first experience romance and heartbreak? (Hey, count me out, by the way; since I only experienced things like that when I was about to enter college anyway)

Well, maybe, but come on...

The comedy antics in this flick come naturally though. As if I haven't seen any slapstick materials executed just to crack a joke. But seriously, I'd prefer this rather than the present trend where we need to roll a newspaper like a baseball bat, slam it on your friend's head (of course, the upper one), and laugh like it's your last day.

And comparing this film to the other local movies? I still can tell that Bob Ong's ABNKKBSNPlaKo?!'s still a 'standout' among them all; considering that for like 9 times out of 10, the Philippine commercially-produced movies are nothing but bunch of "airheads, no-brainers, and garbage." Hey, count these romantic movies in the list, too.

The problem though is that, timing' seemed to take its toll on them. I wondered why it appeared like they rush to finish the entire picture. And they scheduled it on a post-Valentine's Day period? I think that’s a bad strategy, considering that most movie patrons are still preferring those love-themed flicks than the other.

Maybe if they let their fans wait for a bit longer, the film will be much appreciated (even for a bit) 'cause there are scenes which aren't been made in its total perfection; especially if we're talking about editing here.

Jericho Rosales is a good actor here. Though I also believe (especially it's supposedly an intellectual wit-driven flick) that the likes of Ramon Bautista can handle the job either... or should I say, even "better." However, Rosales' way of narrating several Bob Ong scriptures in the flick is 'music to my ears.' Yes, as if I'm imagining like a real Bob Ong has spoken (but only, on that part).

Vandolph, on the other hand... well, I've got nothing much to say, aside from the fact that his lines has been speaking the very deepest of them all. Think about it, as if you're listening to your parent who, then, is scolding you. It may be annoying, but it really has sense.

About Andi? Hmm... I am still wondering, is this lady does not even get baptized? I know, I loved movies which made me think even more, but we're all looking for answers somewhere out there anyway.

And... holy smoke, is it me or is just Meg Imperial's kinda hot? Hahaha! Okay, seriously speaking. If you asked me to compare the two ladies, I'll pick the latter. Anyway, I think it's kinda fair when she hoisted the role of Portia, a tomboy-character yet damn foxy lady. Nah, does it count? I'd rather reiterate some ideas before everything goes bias shit here.

Going back to the flick, the upside of Bob Ong's first book-to-movie adaptation is that there are some lessons in the movie which targets everyone. Like 'your family will be there in times when you need somebody to talk to,' or 'you should not be ashamed of who you are,' or a lot more. Something I can't tell you here for more (since I think I've reached the length enough).

The soundtracks can be real shit sometimes; but hey, I'd prefer listening to these tracks than... (Do I have to drop names here anyway?)

Overall, it's almost a good intellectual choice, only if:

First, they focused on the much-needed factors (friendship, studies, family) more than the romantic ones (something you can only recognize at the flick's 'current' era and not thru its flashback devices.'

Second, the marketing should have made its timing better. I do believe this flick would have unleashed its more potential should the showing had took place in either graduation days or summer vacation. I also thought that kids would definitely love this should the said scenario pushes through.
That's another saddening thing to notice; 

Third, the depth factor should not have been overshadowed by 'fun.' Rappler was right when they described the movie thru its analysis title itself - 'Fun Overtakes Depth.' And that's really a problem nowadays where film executives have been failed in balancing entertainment satisfaction thru means of providing worthy ideas with the weight of making money. Of course, if you're a businessman, for nine times out of ten, you will prefer to make money more than the other choice. It was the said tactic which actually resulted into disappointment on the moviegoers' part.

And last but not the least; the message seems like sorely lacked. I mean the author's real "message" conveyed by the book. In lieu with that, the movie also lacked substance as its result. If you read the book, you will understand the reason. Others may berate like "come on, slick. It's always been like that!" But the thing is, "at least, if other book-to-movie sequels lacked parts, the main point was there," something in contrast. Good thing though, the flick has this 'bag of tricks.'

I have also red several movie reviews prior to making my own statement. And things turn out, they were right either. Well, let me reiterate that: 'PARTLY RIGHT.'

For the entire 80 minute-stretch, I think the book has a lot more to tell than the airtime allotted. It's true that the flick should earn that 'everything movie of the year' title (since neither recent-produced mainstream has achieved such).

But again, I can only tell two words: 'wasted potential.' 

Still... I would recommend this.

The verdict: 6.6

Author: slickmaster | (c) 2014 september twenty-eight productions

Tuesday, 25 December 2012

How POGI POINTS Changed My Life

12/25/2012 07:00 PM

(Alternate title: "Book Review: Stanley Chi's POGI POINTS the not-so-gentleman’s guide to looking good")

DISCLAIMER: This blog is not directly promoting the book of StanleyChi which is entitled POGI POINTS the not-so-gentleman’s guide to looking good. The write-up actually is just a way of expressing the author’s great (as in super great) impact infused and influenced by the said book, just as similar to those “testimonial” remarks on advertisements and commercials.

Aminado ako na lately lang ako nahilig sa pagbabasa ng libro, at ang kadalsang tema na trip ko ay ang mga may halong kwela at may kaatorya-toryang mga nilalaman (o kung tawagin ay ang “may sense”), mula sa mga maiinit na pahayg ni Lourd de Veyra hanggang sa mga pagsagot ni Ramon Bautista sa mga tanong sa kanyang Formspring.

Ni hindi ko nga alam kung sino ba itong si Stanley Chi na ito e hanggang sa minsan napa-akyat ako sa stage sa isang book launch ni Ramon Bautista para sa isang patimpalak nun na sad to say e nanalo ako (pero siyempre, joke lang yun),

Hanggang sa inanunsyo niya pagkatapos ng event nay un na may book launch siya, at ang kanyang pinakalatest na akda? Ay ang POGI POINTS.

Teka, ano nga ba itong POGI POINTS na ito?

Ilang araw bago ang book launch niya (at sakto na payday ko nun) ay agad akong tumungo sa isang bookstore at bumili ng librong iyun.

POGI POINTS, the not-so-gentleman’s guide to looking good. Sapul ba ako, porket isa akong “not-so-gentleman” (baka mas akma pa sa akin ang terminong “gentle-mean” eh) na nilalang?

Isang upuan ko nga lang nito e tapos ko nang basahin nag mahigit isang daan (at something) na pahina ng naturang libro e. Basta, ang pagkakaalam ko lang nun ay halos ibang-iba ang dating niya kung ikukumapra sa kanyang mga naunang aklat na Suplado Tips.

Ang iilan na nakatulong sa akin actually ay ang mga sumusunod:

  • Kung may nililigawan ka, huwag mo na siyang bolahin. Sabihin mo na yung totoo para hindo mo na sinasayang ang oras niya. Amtutuwa pa siya sa’yo!
  • Kung may kasalanan ka sa kanya, aminin mo na! Mas mapapatwad pa ka pa niya!
  • Kung hindi ka pogi, idaan mo sa bait!
  • Kung hindi bagay sa iyo ang hairstyle, huwag mo nang pilitin. Baka magsisi ka lang!
  • Kung hindi ka niya type, ok lang yan. Isipin mo na lang… “It’s her loss, not mine1”
  • Ang mga salitang “Babe,” “Honey,” at “Sweetie,” ay makamandag. Use it wisely para iwasa paasa!
  • Ang gwapo at pogi ay parang lalake at bading; parehong may etits kaso magkaiba pa rin.
  • Hindi porket na-friendzone ka, magmumukmok ka na; isipin mo na lang, na tataba din siya!
  • Being pogi isa a choice… kung ayaw mong maging pogi, eh ‘di huwag!
  • Manyak – Manyakis; Gentleman – Mahiyain na Malibog; Gentlemanyak – maginoong Manyak
  • Huwag mag-expect, para hindi ka magmukhang feeling!

Well, iilan lang yan sa sandamukal na nilalaman ng mga libro niya. Maliban pa diyan ang may mga nilalaman pa siya na sari-saring kwentong makwela, nilalaman ukol sa mga kalalakihan, at iba pa na nakaka-agaw ng pansin para sa mga babae, turn on man o turn off.

Sandali ko lang nakadaupang-palad ang awtor na si Stanley Chi sa kanyang book launch ng POGI POINTS noong Disymebre a-1 sa Shangrila-Mall branch ng National Book Store (sa dami ba naman namin na nagpa-autograph ng libro sa kanya e.); at naalala ko nga na ipi-feature ko sa mga blog ko ang mga librong tulad ito.

Kung ako ang tatanungin, ayos din ang nilalaman nito ha? Seryoso, ]walang halong biro. Pa’no nga ba naging malupit na libro ito para sa akin? Una, kung uunawain mo ang diwa ng mga binabasa mo. Kung tama rin at akma ito sa personalidad mo, e di sakto. Gamitin mo. Hindi siya parang “nagpa-impluwensya” o “nagpasakop” ang dating. Ganyan ang nangyari sa akin.

Basta, may matinding factor ang librong ito para sa akin. Maliban pa kasi dun e may dinate pa ako na babae kaya sakto ang timing para sa akin ang librong ito. Pero hindi “pretending” ang peg ha?

Nalupitan lang ako kay Stanley Chi. At dahil diyan, hindi man ako totally good-looking sa mata ng nakararami (unless kung nakilala mo ko sa personal tulad ng mga tropa kong blogger sa Definitely Filipino), e…. ayun na. Matindi lang ang naging epekto nito sa buhay ko. Parang naging matinong nilalang tuloy ako nito, lalo na pag kaharap ko ang mga tao (at lalo na ang babaeng dine-date ko dati na girlfriend ko na ngayon).

Ayun. so, saludo ako kay Stanley Chi para sa librong ito.

Final verdict: 4 and ¾ stars out of 5.

Stanley Chi’s book POGI POINTS is a book published by PSICOM Publishing, Inc.

All the mentioned bulleted excerpts in this blog are courtesy from the book of Stanley Chi which is entitled POGI POINTS.

Author: slickmaster | © 2012 september twenty-eight productions

Monday, 26 November 2012

Book Review: Ramon Bautista’s "Bakit Hindi Ka Crush Ng Crush Mo?"

11/27/2012 | 10:08 AM


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Isa sa mga bagong libro na panay magkahalong komikal at realidad ang tema ay ang isang babasahin na may kinalaman sa… well, payo sa buhay lalo na sa mga suliranin sa pag-ibig. Ang akda ni Ramon Bautista na Bakit Hindi Ka Crush Ng Crush Mo?

Well, matanong talaga ang librong ito. As in maraming tanong at sagot ang tinalakay dito mula sa kung bakit hindi ka crush ng crush mo (oo, yung eksaktong pamagat mismo); kung paano mo sasabihin sa magulang mo na bagsak ka sa studies mo; bakit ayaw na ayaw ni Monra ang LDR o kung tawagin ay Long Distance Relationship; kung bakit ka dapat maging proud kahit NBSB (o No Boyfriend Since Birth) ka; paano magmumove on sa mga sitwasyon na may nahuli ka na may ka-kerngkeng siya na iba o kahit ultimo ang na-friendzone ka; at kung anu-ano pa.

Ang halos lahat ng nilalaman ng librong “Bakit Hindi Ka Crush Ng Crush Mo?” ay ang mga bagay-bagay na nakapaloob sa formspring account ni Ramon Bautista mismo. Tanong ng kung sinu-sino, sinasagot niya sa paraan na alam niya, ke may natutunan ang sinumang magbabasa niyan o katuwaan lamang.

Dito mo rin makikita ang komprehensibong kahulugan ng mga terminong ginagamit ni RB sa kanyang palabas sa internet na “Tales From The Friend Zone.” Kung ano ang mga pananaw niya na nais ilahad sa sinumang magbabasa ng librong ito.

Maliban pa diyan ay may notebook pa ito na libre.

Hmm, ang aking opinyon ng paghuhusga sa librong ito? (tutal nakailang beses ko na nga ito binasa, at in fact e wala pang isang araw bago ko matapos bahain ito sa kauna-unahang pagkakataon) Ang tindi ng aliw factor ng akdang ito. Ito yung tipong mag-aakala ka na magsasawa ka sa halangang isangdaan at animnapung piso, yun pala… hindi. Oo, hindi talaga. Maraming tanong at sagot na ang sarap lang balikan dahil hindi lang sa hindi naman tayo ay natututo overnight e. Maliban pa sa dahilan na iyun e talagang nakakaaliw lang. Sa sobrang nakakaaliw niyan mapapatawa ka na lang habang kaharap nmo ang pahinang binabasa mo.

Pero ang mas okay pa sa ganito e, nakaka-entertain na, may sense pa ang sinasabi niya, kahit actually… mababaw lang ang mga yan. At ‘yan ang patunay na pwede mong tawanin ang problema kahit gaano pa kabigat ito.

Final verdict: 2 thumbs up! Sa aking account sa Goodreads, 5 stars siya.

Bago ko tapusin ang blog na ito, narito ang ilan sa mga nilalaman ng libro.
Q: Ano ang best way to get over a break-up? Nanghihinayang ako, 3 yrs din yun. 
A: 3 years versus the rest of your life. Ano mas sayang kung di ka magmu-move on?
Q: Sir, anong gamot sa tanga? 
A: Wala p*cha! Prevention na lang...Huwag ma-inlove. 
Q: Sir Mon, anong payo mo sa mga estudyanteng tamad mag-aral like me? 
A: Wala akong payo sa mga tamad mag-aral. Pananakot meron.

Q: Idol, for you..what is the key to happiness? 
A: Lowering your standards.
“If you can't move on. Move on some more.”  
“90 percent ng problema mo ay imbento lang.”
"Huwag mag-BF for the sake of having one."
"Study hard kung ayaw mong maging taong grasa." 
"Your mind is your weapon. Pagyamanin natin ito at magiging handa tayo sa gulo na dulot ng paghihimagsik ng puso at bird."
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Iilan lang yan sa mga kawasakan na nilalaman ng librong ito. Ano pang inaantay mo? Basa na!

Bakit Hindi Ka Crush Ng Crush Mo? is a book written by Ramon Bautista, printed and published by PSICOM Publishing.
See Ramon Bautista’s Q&A at http://www.formspring.me/ramonbautista
Book details and reviews can be seen at http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/16005699-bakit-hindi-ka-crush-ng-crush-mo

(This article was also published at Definitely Filipino dated November 27, 2012; URL: http://definitelyfilipino.com/blog/2012/11/27/the-review-ramon-bautistas-bakit-hindi-ka-crush-ng-crush-mo/)

Author: slickmaster | © 2012 september twenty-eight productions

Sunday, 1 July 2012

The This-Is-a-Crazy-Planets Experience.






Yes, the title is right even if you argue that there’s something wrong with its last word. There’s a story behind that so make sure you at least reads that (or much better get a copy) before you make any prejudgments per se.

I was once curious on what the hell this book is all about when I first saw the post related to this book on a Facebook page.

Until one fateful day on January 2012, as I passed by at the National Book Store’s Superstore branch in Cubao Quezon City, Lourd’s book is something I noticed the most at one of its stands. Without thinking twice, I bought the copy.

I came home and ended up reading the entire piece in almost the entire day then.

“This is a Crazy Planets” is apparently a book of selected blog posts of the Radioactive Sago Project frontman-slash-TV personality Lourd Ernest H. de Veyra, all of his compiled write-ups can be seen at the website spot.ph dated 2009 to 2011.

As I read the book, few things come into my mind: it’s like… uhm, unexpectedly my imagination runs as if I’m visualizing that every single word that my mind utters, the Lourd speaks as if he’s on another Word Of The Lourd episode airing on either TV5 or YouTube.



He’s the real deal there. Without any trying hard tactics, he can impress everyone on how he can throw a hard-hitting line with a bit of humorous twist. And he speaks with a lot of sense, something that the world needs right now aside from doing any act of stupidity just to be famous. This guy? Well, can beat any shit out of there. Be it straight or sarcastic. He makes politics and current issues at least a not-so-boring one to talk to especially in the society where most of the people hate those said topics to be discussed (they can only resort to cuss anyway).

Some of the articles in his book are somehow worth the read for the 2nd, 3rd of the nth time, while the others is something that I can’t dig much, especially if it is against my beliefs as a person. But still, a good one to read.

A few days later, Summit Media organized an event related to his book. It’s a book-signing event actually held at SM Manila. I took advantage of the said event. Got my purchased copy and hurried at the mall on the event itself. I was on the 64th of the line containing more than a hundred book-signees and fans of the humorous commentary-maker. He read one of his works, “Ang Tunay Na Lalake, Walang Abs” before doing the main thing. And his numerous clips of TV interstitial Word Of The Lourd were playing on his background and even before the book-signing happening took place. He also signed copies of his other masterpieces Insectissimo! and Super Panalo Sounds, his books from UST Publishing.

I haven’t finished the event itself but it was a fulfilling experience seeing one of your present idols signing your copy of his book and meeting up his person. I could almost have a picture perfect moment with that man until one of the receptionists hit the camera on a wrong-timing basis, but it’s okay never the less.

And not to mention, a friend of mine was there, too by coincidence and alongside with a new-acquaint whom had almost the same ideology as I do. Nevertheless, it's nice.

My take on the book: 8 stars out of 10. If you are a fan of the mainstream bullshits, I highly recommend you to read his blog first before you think of purchasing this.

Author: slickmaster Date: 07/02/2012 Time: 11:20 am ©2012 september twenty-eight productions.